Only 63.5% of this blog is true.
10% is true but jazzed a bit for entertainment or emphasis.
26% is almost true but names and situations are changed to avoid legal actions.
However all statistics are calculated using the Daily Mail horoscope and a two-year old advent calendar so errors and or omissions may apply.
+/- 5% due to there being no chocolate left in the advent calendar and a moustache drawn on the baby Jesus.
